Lester Siegel: We made history today. "History starts out as farce and ends up as tragedy." John Chambers: Quote's the other way around.
Lester Siegel: Yeah? Who said it?
John Chambers: Marx.
Lester Siegel: Groucho said that? (Argo)

I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows. (48 Hrs.)

And in the next life, father, I'm gonna have the paddle. (The Basketball Diaries)

Clouseau: Tell me do you have a reum?
Hotel Clerk: I do not know what a 'reum' is.
Clouseau: Zimmer.
Hotel Clerk: Ah, a 'room'.
Clouseau: That is what I have been saying, you idiot. Reum. Zimmer. (The Pink Panther Strikes Again)

Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies. (Goodfellas)

Walt Price: And we're going to sue you for a billion dollars.
Joe White: What cause?
Walt Price: I don't need a cause, I just need a lawyer! (State and Main)

Griffin Mill: It lacked certain elements that we need to market a film successfully.
June: What elements?
Griffin Mill: Suspense, laughter, violence. Hope, heart, nudity, sex. Happy endings. Mainly happy endings.
June: What about reality? (The Player)

Harmonica: [facing three men] And Frank?
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: [shaking head] You brought two too many. (Once Upon a Time in the West)

Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order." (Blazing Saddles)

You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at. (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong. (Seinfeld)

Mrs. Robinson, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange. (The Graduate)

Tess McGill: You know, maybe I just don't like you.
Jack Trainer: Me? Naaah! (Working Girl)

Like most intellectuals, he's intensely stupid. (Dangerous Liaisons)

Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this justice a gift on my daughter's wedding day. (The Godfather)

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. (Cool Hand Luke)

David Sheff: My son is out there somewhere, and I don't know what he's doing! I don't know how to help him!
Karen Barbour: You can't! (Beautiful Boy)

I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye. (The Silence of the Lambs)